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I from Russia and now read "CAT" TRILOGY
I can not understand about what there is a speech in this paragraph .Как it sounds in clean English?
" Wing Lee Chee received this with no show of emotion, but then he arose and
addressed the court in a steady and terrible voice. " As I rook upon the
whiskey-fogged faces of judge and July in the tlavesty of a civirized coult, " he
said, " I know furr werr that I was foorish to ever expect justice from such
degenelates. You, Judge Wasp, speak of the sweet singing of lobins in the spling
and the brooming of the prants, but what can you know of the gleat Tao that
moves arr of us, you four-mouthed, cunt-ricking, donkey-fucking led-neck? You
desclibe the gentre voices of chirden, you glafting, thieving, monkey-faced,
frat-nosed idiot offspring of a feebre-minded goat by pulple-plicked baboon!
What do you know of the innocence of rittle chirden? What do you know of
anything but colluption and highway Jobbery, you syph-spocked, clap-lidden,
amoeba-blained white lacist? You say that Wing Lee Chee sharr be hanged by the
neck until he is dead, dead, dead, but Wing Lee Chee says "-he paused
dramatically, swept the courtroom with a withering glance and concluded-" you can
kiss my ass until it is led, led, led! "
I can not understand about what there is a speech in this paragraph .Как it sounds in clean English?
" Wing Lee Chee received this with no show of emotion, but then he arose and
addressed the court in a steady and terrible voice. " As I rook upon the
whiskey-fogged faces of judge and July in the tlavesty of a civirized coult, " he
said, " I know furr werr that I was foorish to ever expect justice from such
degenelates. You, Judge Wasp, speak of the sweet singing of lobins in the spling
and the brooming of the prants, but what can you know of the gleat Tao that
moves arr of us, you four-mouthed, cunt-ricking, donkey-fucking led-neck? You
desclibe the gentre voices of chirden, you glafting, thieving, monkey-faced,
frat-nosed idiot offspring of a feebre-minded goat by pulple-plicked baboon!
What do you know of the innocence of rittle chirden? What do you know of
anything but colluption and highway Jobbery, you syph-spocked, clap-lidden,
amoeba-blained white lacist? You say that Wing Lee Chee sharr be hanged by the
neck until he is dead, dead, dead, but Wing Lee Chee says "-he paused
dramatically, swept the courtroom with a withering glance and concluded-" you can
kiss my ass until it is led, led, led! "
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Re: Help. I can not understand some phrases
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 8:42 AMWing Lee Chee has a speech pattern called lambdacism or rhotacism, in which L and R are switched. www.savoyhill.co.uk/techniqu...cism.html
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Re: Help. I can not understand some phrases
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 5:21 PMEdited to "normal Engrish" for your edification and amusement:
" Wing Lee Chee received this with no show of emotion, but then he arose and addressed the court in a steady and terrible voice. " As I look upon the whiskey-fogged faces of judge and Jury in the travesty of a civilized court, " he said, " I know full well that I was foolish to ever expect justice from such degenerates. You, Judge Wasp, speak of the sweet singing of robins in the spring and the blooming of the plants, but what can you know of the great Tao that moves all of us, you foul-mouthed, cunt-licking, donkey-fucking red-neck? You describe the gentle voices of children, you grafting, thieving, monkey-faced, flat-nosed idiot offspring of a feeble-minded goat by purple-pricked baboon! What do you know of the innocence of little children? What do you know of anything but corruption and highway Robbery, you syph-cocked, clap-ridden, amoeba-brained white racist? You say that Wing Lee Chee shall be hanged by the neck until he is dead, dead, dead, but Wing Lee Chee says "-he paused dramatically, swept the courtroom with a withering glance and concluded-" you can kiss my ass until it is red, red, red! " -
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Re: Help. I can not understand some phrases
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 2:48 AMThanks
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